Once upon a time, there was a dog who ruled over the digital kingdom of Blockchain. Known as the Blockchain Emperor, he sat on a golden throne made of encrypted blocks, wearing a crown of smart contracts. His subjects were an army of miners, each one bowing before his infinite knowledge of decentralized ledgers. One day, a random crypto investor tried to propose a new token called “PuppyCoin” to the emperor. The Blockchain Emperor looked at him and said, “Sure, why not? As long as it’s on my blockchain!” And thus, PuppyCoin was born, causing the whole kingdom to rejoice… until the next coin crashed, of course.