Once a bright-eyed, ambitious student of the Dogecoin Academy, this Shiba Inu had big dreams of becoming the next crypto billionaire. His paws twitched with excitement every time Dogecoin made a slight upward tick. He read every meme, memorized every “to the moon” phrase, and was convinced his future was secured in the meme coin world. But then reality hit—Dogecoin dipped, again. And again. And before he knew it, his once-stellar investment was worth less than a chew toy. He had no choice but to drop out, abandoning his dreams of digital riches. Now, he lounges in a cardboard box, wearing an outdated Dogecoin t-shirt, with a slightly faded logo that reminds him of his glorious, albeit brief, time as a crypto enthusiast. He passes the days scrolling through social media, secretly hoping for the next meme coin to rise to fame. Until then, he’s just another dog waiting for a good tweet to change his fortunes, while his former classmates live it up in their digital mansions.
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