The Digital Currency God didn’t just play the market—he was the market. People bowed before him, hoping to catch a glimpse of his infinite wealth and insight. One day, a young crypto enthusiast asked, “What’s the secret to your success?” The Digital Currency God looked at him, then at the price of Bitcoin, and smiled. “It’s simple: I buy, I hodl, and I wait for the digital gods to smile upon me.” The young enthusiast nodded, but inside, he was thinking, “So… patience is the key?” The Digital Currency God winked, “Patience, and a little bit of luck with the memecoins.”
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