Token Overlord was the ruler of all tokens in the land of DeFi. With an iron paw, he controlled everything from liquidity pools to yield farming rewards. One day, a lowly altcoin asked, “Oh great Overlord, how can I ascend to greatness?” Token Overlord looked down at the small coin, his eyes glowing with the weight of a thousand successful transactions. “It’s simple,” he said. “Buy high, sell higher, and never forget to stake.” The little altcoin took his advice and, within weeks, found itself on the leaderboard. The Overlord smirked. “It’s all about control, my friend.”