Satoshi’s Successor was the reincarnation of crypto genius itself. People said that whenever he entered a room, the price of Bitcoin went up just by his presence. One day, a group of investors surrounded him, asking for advice. With a mysterious grin, he said, “Buy the dip, hold for the moon, and always, ALWAYS, keep some Dogecoin for the memes.” They left, inspired but slightly more confused than ever, as they couldn’t tell if he was a genius or just a really good meme lord.
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