The Crypto Oracle didn’t need a crystal ball to predict the market—he had a 50-screen setup, a room full of monitors, and an AI-powered algorithm that could spot the next big trend before it even existed. One day, a new trader asked, “Oracle, should I buy Bitcoin now?” The Oracle looked at him, sighed dramatically, and replied, “You could, but the real gains are in altcoins. Trust me, I’ve seen the future. And it involves cats.” Confused but intrigued, the trader followed the Oracle’s advice and ended up in a meme coin craze. The Oracle chuckled. “It’s all about the cats… and the memetics.”
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